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Definitely goes down as one of the top 10 funniest ways to try and get me to fuck

HimUh let’s take the shot 2:51 AM
Him: Bout to roll 2:52 AM
Him: I popped 14 Moet bottles tonight 2:52 AM
Him: I fucked up..real talk 2:53 AM
Him: I’ll be at the Carribean Wine Festival tomorrow…holler @ me 2:53 AM

Me: Ok 2:57 AM

Him: I live in Silver Spring..where are you eating. Going home. 3:15 AM

Me: Dont know 3:16 AM

Him: Aight holler @ me..I’m goin to the crib. 3:16 AM

Me: Ok 3:23 AM

Him: You got my #..I’m a business dude..but I’ll make time. Just hit me. 3:24 AM

Me: Ok. How bout tomorrow? 3:28 AM

Him: Anytime 3:31 AM
Him: To be completely honest….my dick is hard as shit right now. 3:38 AM

Me: Oh….ok. 3:38 AM

Him: I’m driving home like this. 3:38 AM
Him: Its unethical 3:38 AM
Him: Not blamin u..I’m just sayin. 3:39 AM
Him: I was really feelin u 3:39 AM

Me: Idk what to tell you. Self love sounds like a great idea 3:40 AM

Him: Plus u just left..u aint even say goodbye. 3:41 AM
Him: U just hollered at Fred and dipped, 3:41 AM
Him: Me and Fred cool now…he gave me his card..I gave him mine. So yeh I know Fred now. He’s know’s people I know too. 3:43 AM
Him: I know everybody 3:44 AM
Him: But I’m bout to go “self love” myself..lol…holler at me 3:44 AM
Him: Goodnight 3:45 AM

Me: Lol. Goodnight 3:46 AM

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Zoom wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is hilarious
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Zoom deezyville:

the-8th-wonder-of-the-world:

Does this chief like anything?

#11. Misspelling Chief…That’s that shit I don’t like.

deezyville:

the-8th-wonder-of-the-world:

Does this chief like anything?

#11. Misspelling Chief…That’s that shit I don’t like.

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Zoom blacknerdjade:

shylalen:

clapsandpraises:

Football players.

dat ass……

I wonder what would happen if I slapped it…

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

blacknerdjade:

shylalen:

clapsandpraises:

Football players.

dat ass……

I wonder what would happen if I slapped it…

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

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Zoom pajamaswag:

LOL
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There is so much I want to do and I feel like I don’t have enough time :-(

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Zoom blacknerdjade:

jamblerama:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

heatherbat:

negritaaa:

thaprettymuthafucka:

queennubian:

coldeyesthatburn:

deliciouskaek:

karnythia:

hamburgerjack:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Low Calorie Ice Cream Sandwhich
SAY WHAT?
Ingredients
 Lite Cool Whip
 Graham crackers
Freeze the Cool Whip container.
Break a graham cracker sheet in half.
Place a spoonful of frozen Cool Whip on one half.
Top with the other half of the cracker sheet.
For some fun variety, try strawberry Cool Whip or cinnamon sugar graham crackers.
From FITNESSRX

maybe it’s just my fat negroness but i thought ice cream sandwiches involved like
ice cream
and shit

That ain’t no fucking ice cream sammich.
GTFO out of here
I seen the words LOW CALORIE AND LITE
GTFO
IF YOU WANT TO EAT A FUCKIN ICE CREAM SAMMICH GET YOU ONE
YOU AIN’T GOTTA EAT SIX LIKE ME
JUST EAT ONE
fuck that lite bullshit

Cool whip barely qualifies as food. I’m just saying.

seriously where da ice cream at
lyin’ ass recipe

This shit is whip cream on crackers wtf

Fam…next they will trying to get us to eat butter sandwhiches. They don’t know about THAT LIFE!

YOU AINT GOTTA EAT SIX LIKE ME!!!! LMFAOO

I…I can’t even think of anything clever to say I’m just so disgusted by this.

cry-laughing. fucking cry-laughing.

ilu black tumblr

yall

THE AMOUNT OF ANGER IN THIS POST. 


This does not excite me at all

blacknerdjade:

jamblerama:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

heatherbat:

negritaaa:

thaprettymuthafucka:

queennubian:

coldeyesthatburn:

deliciouskaek:

karnythia:

hamburgerjack:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Low Calorie Ice Cream Sandwhich

SAY WHAT?

Ingredients

  •  Lite Cool Whip
  •  Graham crackers
  1. Freeze the Cool Whip container.
  2. Break a graham cracker sheet in half.
  3. Place a spoonful of frozen Cool Whip on one half.
  4. Top with the other half of the cracker sheet.

For some fun variety, try strawberry Cool Whip or cinnamon sugar graham crackers.

From FITNESSRX

maybe it’s just my fat negroness but i thought ice cream sandwiches involved like

ice cream

and shit

That ain’t no fucking ice cream sammich.

GTFO out of here

I seen the words LOW CALORIE AND LITE

GTFO

IF YOU WANT TO EAT A FUCKIN ICE CREAM SAMMICH GET YOU ONE

YOU AIN’T GOTTA EAT SIX LIKE ME

JUST EAT ONE

fuck that lite bullshit

Cool whip barely qualifies as food. I’m just saying.

seriously where da ice cream at

lyin’ ass recipe

This shit is whip cream on crackers wtf

Fam…next they will trying to get us to eat butter sandwhiches. They don’t know about THAT LIFE!

YOU AINT GOTTA EAT SIX LIKE ME!!!! LMFAOO

I…I can’t even think of anything clever to say I’m just so disgusted by this.

cry-laughing. fucking cry-laughing.

ilu black tumblr

yall

THE AMOUNT OF ANGER IN THIS POST. 

This does not excite me at all

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Zoom I’ve been getting this. Love him for that service.

I’ve been getting this. Love him for that service.

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Haven’t tumbled in awhile. What I miss?

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Zoom the-terrific-kid:

I am so weak

Lol

the-terrific-kid:

I am so weak

Lol

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Pressure Make Diamonds Though…

coming to the realization that I pub a lot of pressure (or they feel a lot of pressure) to be and do better. which I never would have thought to be a bad thing because I like people having high expectations of me. But that may be causing problems. 

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Zoom Don’t know if I believe this anymore

Don’t know if I believe this anymore

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